The original Segway design:

As I was browsing through my computer I saw this old Heineken ad and it might made me laugh.

“Okay. I’m drinking a Heineken right now.”

Whats Missing:

If you have a girl/guys Name on your body means you’re regretting you decision and most likely you have broken up with her/him.

If you have a tattoo on your ankle, it means you’re really trying to be cool but failing miserably.

Have anymore hidden meanings to add, feel free to comment.